1 00:00:00,492 --> 00:00:03,187 Previously on Young Sheldon... Your friends all know about 2 00:00:03,187 --> 00:00:05,670 your "secret boyfriend"? You think that's you? 3 00:00:05,670 --> 00:00:07,572 Well... 4 00:00:07,572 --> 00:00:08,865 It's not? 5 00:00:08,865 --> 00:00:09,991 I understand you're moving forward 6 00:00:09,991 --> 00:00:11,701 with Sheldon's grant database. 7 00:00:11,701 --> 00:00:13,411 I was an intrinsic part of that. 8 00:00:13,411 --> 00:00:15,079 Sheldon didn't mention you. 9 00:00:15,079 --> 00:00:17,401 Of course he didn't, that pint-sized little credit hog. 10 00:00:17,401 --> 00:00:20,303 We're looking for a financier, not a partner. 11 00:00:20,303 --> 00:00:22,096 I just want to be around the process. 12 00:00:22,096 --> 00:00:23,806 But I'm still in charge, right? 13 00:00:23,806 --> 00:00:26,184 Did NASA fake the moon landing? No. 14 00:00:26,184 --> 00:00:27,935 See, that's what I thought until about a year ago. 15 00:00:27,935 --> 00:00:29,687 Oh, we're gonna have so much fun. 16 00:00:32,356 --> 00:00:33,816 So the data comes in here, 17 00:00:33,816 --> 00:00:35,735 and then it's divided into three tables 18 00:00:35,735 --> 00:00:38,321 that I'm calling X-sub-1, X-sub-2, X-sub-3. 19 00:00:38,321 --> 00:00:39,864 Good, good. 20 00:00:39,864 --> 00:00:42,575 And then over here, it's subjected to data normalization, 21 00:00:42,575 --> 00:00:45,787 so we don't end up with any duplicate data fields. 22 00:00:45,787 --> 00:00:46,788 I've got it. 23 00:00:46,788 --> 00:00:48,331 Grant Daddy. 24 00:00:48,331 --> 00:00:49,332 What? 25 00:00:49,332 --> 00:00:50,666 The name of our company: 26 00:00:50,666 --> 00:00:51,959 Grant Daddy. 27 00:00:51,959 --> 00:00:53,711 I mean, it's sexy and sophisticated, 28 00:00:53,711 --> 00:00:56,506 but still John Q. Lunchpail can wrap his arms around it. 29 00:00:56,506 --> 00:00:58,090 Where are you? 30 00:00:58,090 --> 00:01:00,259 Oh, you know, my lawyers have advised me not to say, 31 00:01:00,259 --> 00:01:01,803 but I'm pretty sure I'll be allowed back in the country 32 00:01:01,803 --> 00:01:03,387 very soon. 33 00:01:03,387 --> 00:01:05,014 Taxes, am I right? 34 00:01:05,014 --> 00:01:06,557 Huh. 35 00:01:06,557 --> 00:01:08,309 Right now we have more important things to focus on 36 00:01:08,309 --> 00:01:10,394 than the name, like how are we going to build this. 37 00:01:10,394 --> 00:01:11,562 Grant-opolis. 38 00:01:11,562 --> 00:01:13,189 Grant-cano. 39 00:01:13,189 --> 00:01:14,690 No, wait. 40 00:01:14,690 --> 00:01:16,150 The Grant Canyon. 41 00:01:16,150 --> 00:01:19,070 Oh, that's gonna look great on a T-shirt. 42 00:01:19,070 --> 00:01:20,530 Hey, what size do you guys wear? 43 00:01:20,530 --> 00:01:21,906 This is not helpful. Can't I hang up on him? 44 00:01:21,906 --> 00:01:23,616 Sheldon, I have to remind you 45 00:01:23,616 --> 00:01:26,160 Hello? he's funding the entire project. 46 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:27,745 He should remain included. 47 00:01:27,745 --> 00:01:29,413 Hello? Fine. 48 00:01:29,413 --> 00:01:31,833 The Grant Canyon is a terrible name. 49 00:01:31,833 --> 00:01:33,668 It sounds like a place grants go to die. 50 00:01:33,668 --> 00:01:34,669 Sheldon. 51 00:01:34,669 --> 00:01:37,004 I'm including him. 52 00:01:37,004 --> 00:01:39,966 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 53 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:42,593 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 54 00:01:42,593 --> 00:01:45,012 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 55 00:01:45,012 --> 00:01:48,182 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 56 00:01:48,182 --> 00:01:52,019 ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ 57 00:01:56,774 --> 00:01:58,734 So, how are you feeling? 58 00:01:58,734 --> 00:02:00,945 Fat and disgusting. 59 00:02:00,945 --> 00:02:03,906 I mean, are you having any discomfort, fatigue? 60 00:02:03,906 --> 00:02:05,616 Yeah, that's all I have. 61 00:02:05,616 --> 00:02:08,286 I think what she's saying is she feels eight months pregnant. 62 00:02:08,286 --> 00:02:10,079 Eight. 800. 63 00:02:10,079 --> 00:02:12,415 Hey, sorry I'm late. 64 00:02:12,415 --> 00:02:13,875 Just a reminder, Doc, 65 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:15,501 I don't want to know if it's a boy or girl. 66 00:02:15,501 --> 00:02:17,295 I want it to be a surprise. Wait, hold up. 67 00:02:17,295 --> 00:02:19,547 If we're all here, 68 00:02:19,547 --> 00:02:22,216 who's looking after the Laundromat and the video store 69 00:02:22,216 --> 00:02:24,719 and the, uh, other establishment? 70 00:02:24,719 --> 00:02:26,095 Oh, the gambling room? 71 00:02:26,095 --> 00:02:27,555 Huh? 72 00:02:27,555 --> 00:02:30,057 It's okay. I lost a hundred bucks there last week. 73 00:02:30,057 --> 00:02:31,726 Oh. 74 00:02:31,726 --> 00:02:34,270 Then you know we're good for the bill. 75 00:02:34,270 --> 00:02:35,897 Okay, uh, back to me. 76 00:02:35,897 --> 00:02:38,399 Uh, how's everything looking in the oven? 77 00:02:38,399 --> 00:02:39,734 Well, baby seems okay, 78 00:02:39,734 --> 00:02:41,569 but I am concerned about your blood pressure. 79 00:02:41,569 --> 00:02:43,446 Mm. You think it's preeclampsia? 80 00:02:43,446 --> 00:02:45,281 Georgie, let the doctor talk. 81 00:02:45,281 --> 00:02:46,699 Actually, that's a possibility. 82 00:02:46,699 --> 00:02:48,451 I read the book. Did you? 83 00:02:48,451 --> 00:02:50,077 I'd like to put you on 84 00:02:50,077 --> 00:02:52,413 bed rest for a week and then recheck you. 85 00:02:52,413 --> 00:02:53,915 Is that really necessary? 86 00:02:53,915 --> 00:02:54,749 It is. It is. 87 00:02:56,125 --> 00:02:58,836 Dr. Linkletter, I had a question about today's lecture. 88 00:02:58,836 --> 00:03:00,504 I'm sorry, who are you? 89 00:03:00,504 --> 00:03:02,089 You must be Sheldon. 90 00:03:02,089 --> 00:03:03,424 I am. 91 00:03:03,424 --> 00:03:05,217 I was told not to talk to you. 92 00:03:05,217 --> 00:03:06,218 Why not? 93 00:03:06,218 --> 00:03:08,137 I was told not to tell you that. 94 00:03:08,137 --> 00:03:10,306 Ah, I see you've met Toby. 95 00:03:10,306 --> 00:03:12,099 I have not. He wouldn't tell me his name. 96 00:03:12,099 --> 00:03:14,936 Good man. What can I help you with, Sheldon? 97 00:03:14,936 --> 00:03:16,604 What's all this? 98 00:03:16,604 --> 00:03:20,024 It looks like algorithms for a searchable database. 99 00:03:20,024 --> 00:03:22,193 At a glance, anything can look like 100 00:03:22,193 --> 00:03:23,986 an algorithm for a searchable database. 101 00:03:25,154 --> 00:03:28,366 Very well, it's an algorithm for a searchable database. 102 00:03:28,366 --> 00:03:29,825 That was my idea. 103 00:03:29,825 --> 00:03:32,119 If you'll recall, it was our idea. 104 00:03:32,119 --> 00:03:33,537 Are you programming 105 00:03:33,537 --> 00:03:35,289 a database for him? 106 00:03:35,289 --> 00:03:38,000 Go ahead. Yeah. 107 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,752 Yeah. 108 00:03:39,752 --> 00:03:42,338 How dare you steal my grant database idea? 109 00:03:42,338 --> 00:03:45,299 Look, Dr. Linkletter was part of the idea, 110 00:03:45,299 --> 00:03:47,134 he's an employee of the university, 111 00:03:47,134 --> 00:03:49,011 and therefore we have a legitimate claim to it. 112 00:03:49,011 --> 00:03:50,429 But I'm already making one. 113 00:03:50,429 --> 00:03:52,014 I have an investor lined up and everything. 114 00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:53,975 Well, you're still more than welcome to join us, 115 00:03:53,975 --> 00:03:55,685 and we can all work on it together. 116 00:03:55,685 --> 00:03:58,312 No, this is my idea, and I'm doing it on my own. 117 00:03:58,312 --> 00:04:00,898 Well, then I guess we'll see who gets to market first. 118 00:04:00,898 --> 00:04:02,733 I guess we will. 119 00:04:02,733 --> 00:04:04,986 Hmm. So, have you already started programming? 120 00:04:04,986 --> 00:04:06,320 No. 121 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:08,489 Do you have access to a mainframe? 122 00:04:08,489 --> 00:04:11,409 That depends. Can I use the university's mainframe? 123 00:04:11,409 --> 00:04:13,577 No. Then we're still figuring it out. 124 00:04:13,577 --> 00:04:14,912 I see. 125 00:04:14,912 --> 00:04:16,622 Well, we already have a name, do you? 126 00:04:16,622 --> 00:04:19,375 As a matter of fact, we do. We're calling it Granted. 127 00:04:19,375 --> 00:04:22,211 Ugh, that is such a good name. Thank you. 128 00:04:22,211 --> 00:04:24,380 And what's yours? 129 00:04:25,464 --> 00:04:26,799 Never mind. 130 00:04:29,010 --> 00:04:30,428 Hey. 131 00:04:30,428 --> 00:04:33,014 Look what your machine did to my underwear. 132 00:04:33,014 --> 00:04:34,724 Made 'em huge? 133 00:04:34,724 --> 00:04:36,726 It dyed 'em pink. 134 00:04:36,726 --> 00:04:38,019 Oh, right. 135 00:04:38,019 --> 00:04:39,645 Here. Next wash is on us. 136 00:04:39,645 --> 00:04:41,355 I got to go check on something in the back. 137 00:04:41,355 --> 00:04:44,817 Sorry, I'm a little short-staffed today. 138 00:04:44,817 --> 00:04:48,237 I've been running around like a chicken with its head cut off. 139 00:04:48,237 --> 00:04:49,739 All right. 140 00:04:49,739 --> 00:04:51,907 There's your teddy bear. 141 00:04:51,907 --> 00:04:53,367 Here's your cash. 142 00:04:53,367 --> 00:04:55,619 Teddy bear. Cash. 143 00:04:55,619 --> 00:04:57,038 Teddy bear. 144 00:04:57,038 --> 00:04:59,081 Hey, this is a dry cleaning ticket. 145 00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:01,250 Get out of here. 146 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:03,753 Punk. 147 00:05:05,924 --> 00:05:07,426 Hang on, I'll be right back. 148 00:05:08,886 --> 00:05:10,679 Hey, you find everything all right? 149 00:05:10,679 --> 00:05:12,097 Yeah. 150 00:05:12,097 --> 00:05:13,348 Oh, that there's a real good one. 151 00:05:13,348 --> 00:05:14,600 You should get it. I'll ring it up. 152 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:15,976 I don't know. 153 00:05:15,976 --> 00:05:17,978 Don't know? Whoopi Goldberg as a singing nun? 154 00:05:17,978 --> 00:05:19,271 What's there to think about? 155 00:05:19,271 --> 00:05:20,689 I might be more in the mood for action. 156 00:05:20,689 --> 00:05:22,482 She's on the run from the mob. 157 00:05:22,482 --> 00:05:24,067 You'll love it. I'll ring it up. 158 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:27,279 How you doing? 159 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:31,575 Uh, well, I'm lying in bed and a nice lady just brought me food. 160 00:05:31,575 --> 00:05:33,076 It's not the worst. 161 00:05:33,076 --> 00:05:36,371 Well, you haven't tasted it yet. Doctor said no salt. 162 00:05:36,371 --> 00:05:37,456 Oh, I'm sure it's great. 163 00:05:37,456 --> 00:05:39,708 I tasted it. It sucks. 164 00:05:39,708 --> 00:05:43,045 Anyway, I better go give Georgie a hand. 165 00:05:43,045 --> 00:05:46,506 Um, here's your telephone. 166 00:05:46,506 --> 00:05:47,966 Anything else you need before I go? 167 00:05:47,966 --> 00:05:49,968 Actually, I can't find the remote. 168 00:05:49,968 --> 00:05:52,012 Oh, well, it couldn't have gone far. 169 00:05:52,012 --> 00:05:53,388 Let's see. 170 00:05:53,388 --> 00:05:55,807 Let me just look right down here. 171 00:05:55,807 --> 00:05:57,935 Okay. Here it is. 172 00:05:57,935 --> 00:06:00,312 Oh! My back! 173 00:06:00,312 --> 00:06:01,313 Are you okay? 174 00:06:01,313 --> 00:06:02,773 No! All right. 175 00:06:02,773 --> 00:06:03,941 Let me help you up. 176 00:06:03,941 --> 00:06:05,859 No, no. No, no. I'm fine. I'm fine. 177 00:06:05,859 --> 00:06:07,903 I'm ju-just... Let me lay here for just a minute. 178 00:06:07,903 --> 00:06:09,738 Can I get you some ice or something? 179 00:06:09,738 --> 00:06:11,782 No, no, no. You've got to stay in bed. 180 00:06:11,782 --> 00:06:13,408 Okay. Well, you look like 181 00:06:13,408 --> 00:06:15,577 the "I've fallen and I can't get up" lady. 182 00:06:15,577 --> 00:06:18,956 That's because I have fallen and I can't get up. 183 00:06:20,082 --> 00:06:21,959 Okay, it hurts when I laugh. 184 00:06:23,835 --> 00:06:24,920 Here, honey. 185 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:26,964 Here you go. Oh, thanks. 186 00:06:26,964 --> 00:06:29,341 Oh! 187 00:06:35,264 --> 00:06:37,140 Oh, dear Lord, let me help you up. 188 00:06:37,140 --> 00:06:40,978 Don't touch me. I'll get up when I'm ready. 189 00:06:40,978 --> 00:06:42,521 Should I call the doctor? 190 00:06:42,521 --> 00:06:44,815 No, no. It just happens every once in a while. 191 00:06:44,815 --> 00:06:46,525 I just need to take it easy for a couple days. 192 00:06:46,525 --> 00:06:48,360 Then I'll be fine. Well, 193 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,028 can I get you a pillow? 194 00:06:50,028 --> 00:06:52,155 Ooh. A pillow would be nice. 195 00:06:53,865 --> 00:06:55,367 Here. 196 00:06:56,618 --> 00:06:58,245 And what's going on with you? 197 00:06:58,245 --> 00:07:00,539 Oh, high blood pressure. Doctor wants me on bed rest. 198 00:07:00,539 --> 00:07:02,499 Probably worried about preeclampsia. 199 00:07:02,499 --> 00:07:05,002 Did everyone read this book? 200 00:07:05,002 --> 00:07:08,005 Well, I can take off work and look after y'all. 201 00:07:08,005 --> 00:07:09,673 We're fine. 202 00:07:09,673 --> 00:07:11,133 Fine? You're on the floor. 203 00:07:11,133 --> 00:07:12,843 What happens if you need to use the bathroom? 204 00:07:12,843 --> 00:07:14,678 Depends. 205 00:07:14,678 --> 00:07:16,305 Depends on what? 206 00:07:16,305 --> 00:07:18,307 No, it's a joke. 207 00:07:18,307 --> 00:07:20,559 I got it. 208 00:07:20,559 --> 00:07:23,395 What's the joke? 209 00:07:25,856 --> 00:07:27,524 Tell me. 210 00:07:29,109 --> 00:07:32,070 Hello, Mr. O'Brien's office. 211 00:07:32,070 --> 00:07:33,739 Is Mr. O'Brien there? 212 00:07:33,739 --> 00:07:36,158 It's John Sturgis and Sheldon Cooper. 213 00:07:36,158 --> 00:07:37,909 Oh, it's me. 214 00:07:37,909 --> 00:07:39,828 I was just making sure you weren't the IRS. What's up? 215 00:07:39,828 --> 00:07:41,413 I have some troubling news. 216 00:07:41,413 --> 00:07:43,999 The university is making a competing grant database. 217 00:07:43,999 --> 00:07:45,834 Wasn't it your idea? It was, 218 00:07:45,834 --> 00:07:48,545 but Dr. Linkletter is claiming he assisted me. 219 00:07:48,545 --> 00:07:50,047 Well, there's nothing wrong with a little competition. 220 00:07:50,047 --> 00:07:51,423 I mean, you think I was the only person 221 00:07:51,423 --> 00:07:53,675 designing anti-static lab furniture? 222 00:07:53,675 --> 00:07:55,510 You weren't? No. 223 00:07:55,510 --> 00:07:58,680 I researched the competition, outbid their manufacturers 224 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:01,141 and tied them up in court so long they ran out of money. 225 00:08:01,141 --> 00:08:03,143 That seems a little ruthless. 226 00:08:03,143 --> 00:08:06,772 Hey, if you're not ruthless, you're toothless. 227 00:08:06,772 --> 00:08:08,190 I like that. 228 00:08:08,190 --> 00:08:09,858 I know. It rhymes. 229 00:08:09,858 --> 00:08:12,194 But the university's already ahead of us. 230 00:08:12,194 --> 00:08:15,781 Yeah, but do they have a really cool company name? 231 00:08:15,781 --> 00:08:18,241 Yes, they're calling it Granted. 232 00:08:18,241 --> 00:08:20,786 Damn, it was right there. 233 00:08:20,786 --> 00:08:23,288 Okay, I can't cover the video store, the Laundromat, 234 00:08:23,288 --> 00:08:25,916 and the other room all at the same time. 235 00:08:25,916 --> 00:08:27,626 I want to work in the other room. 236 00:08:27,626 --> 00:08:29,419 You're not working the other room. 237 00:08:29,419 --> 00:08:30,504 I got the other one. 238 00:08:30,504 --> 00:08:32,214 I call dibs on video store. 239 00:08:32,214 --> 00:08:34,132 Aw. I wanted video store. 240 00:08:34,132 --> 00:08:35,759 Too bad. I called dibs. 241 00:08:35,759 --> 00:08:37,177 Great, you got the Laundromat. 242 00:08:37,177 --> 00:08:38,720 But I don't want the Laundromat. 243 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,389 Well, dibs are dibs. She called it. 244 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:41,723 He's a good boss. 245 00:08:41,723 --> 00:08:43,100 That's right. 246 00:08:44,476 --> 00:08:46,103 Slow. 247 00:08:48,730 --> 00:08:51,400 Slow. Any slower and we're just standing. 248 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,069 Okay, look, I got this, okay? Just leave me alone. 249 00:08:54,069 --> 00:08:56,655 All right. I'm gonna go check on Mandy. 250 00:08:58,657 --> 00:09:00,325 Slow. 251 00:09:00,325 --> 00:09:02,411 Hi. 252 00:09:02,411 --> 00:09:03,829 You doing okay? 253 00:09:03,829 --> 00:09:06,164 I'm fine. 254 00:09:06,164 --> 00:09:07,958 You really don't need to fuss over me. 255 00:09:07,958 --> 00:09:10,043 Oh, I don't mind. 256 00:09:11,044 --> 00:09:12,462 I appreciate it. 257 00:09:12,462 --> 00:09:14,256 I'm just kind of used to taking care of myself. 258 00:09:14,256 --> 00:09:17,092 Well, that's what family's for. 259 00:09:18,218 --> 00:09:21,304 Speaking of which, do you want me to call yours? 260 00:09:21,304 --> 00:09:22,597 Why? 261 00:09:22,597 --> 00:09:24,891 If my daughter was on bed rest, 262 00:09:24,891 --> 00:09:26,226 I would want to know. 263 00:09:26,226 --> 00:09:27,519 If they want to know how I'm doing, 264 00:09:27,519 --> 00:09:29,062 they can pick up the phone and call. 265 00:09:29,062 --> 00:09:31,440 I'm sure if your mom knew what was going on, 266 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:32,774 she'd be here to help. 267 00:09:32,774 --> 00:09:34,151 Well, I told my mom I was pregnant 268 00:09:34,151 --> 00:09:36,069 and she stopped talking to me. So... 269 00:09:36,069 --> 00:09:37,195 I know, but... 270 00:09:37,195 --> 00:09:38,738 It's not your business, Mary. 271 00:09:41,158 --> 00:09:43,577 Okay, sorry. 272 00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:52,210 Hello, Toby. 273 00:09:52,210 --> 00:09:54,171 I'm not supposed to talk to you. 274 00:09:54,171 --> 00:09:56,465 But no one told you not to talk to me. 275 00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:57,799 What do you want? 276 00:09:57,799 --> 00:09:59,468 We want to offer you a job. 277 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:01,386 And for you to wash your hands. 278 00:10:01,386 --> 00:10:02,929 I already have a job. 279 00:10:02,929 --> 00:10:04,598 We know. 280 00:10:04,598 --> 00:10:08,393 We want you to do the same thing, but for more money. 281 00:10:08,393 --> 00:10:09,728 Okay. 282 00:10:11,271 --> 00:10:13,982 Really, that's all it took? Where's the loyalty? 283 00:10:13,982 --> 00:10:16,234 Sheldon, this is what we want. 284 00:10:16,234 --> 00:10:17,778 I know, but what if somebody comes along 285 00:10:17,778 --> 00:10:19,863 and offers him more money? Is he just gonna leave us? 286 00:10:19,863 --> 00:10:21,490 Are you? 287 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:22,574 Probably. 288 00:10:23,617 --> 00:10:26,661 We can hire him, but he cannot go to the bathroom alone. 289 00:10:26,661 --> 00:10:28,538 Welcome aboard. 290 00:10:29,289 --> 00:10:31,708 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's hit that sink. 291 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:38,632 If you're looking for something to watch, 292 00:10:38,632 --> 00:10:39,925 I'd recommend Princess Bride. 293 00:10:39,925 --> 00:10:42,010 Really? I know it sounds 294 00:10:42,010 --> 00:10:44,304 a little girly, but there's an awesome sword fight 295 00:10:44,304 --> 00:10:45,931 and André the Giant's in it. 296 00:10:45,931 --> 00:10:48,225 Cool. Thanks. 297 00:10:48,225 --> 00:10:49,601 Just doing my job. 298 00:10:50,894 --> 00:10:53,980 I'm Melissa, by the way. 299 00:10:56,358 --> 00:10:57,400 ♪ We should be together... ♪ 300 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:58,944 Need any help over here? 301 00:11:00,195 --> 00:11:02,531 Are you trying to touch my underwear? 302 00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:04,157 No, ma'am. 303 00:11:04,157 --> 00:11:06,535 Well, then step away. 304 00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:09,079 Yes, ma'am. 305 00:11:10,330 --> 00:11:13,124 Ah! I knew it. You poached my programmer. 306 00:11:13,124 --> 00:11:14,876 You poached his idea. 307 00:11:14,876 --> 00:11:17,087 Toby, what happened to loyalty? 308 00:11:17,087 --> 00:11:18,797 It's annoying, isn't it? 309 00:11:18,797 --> 00:11:20,757 There's an old saying: 310 00:11:20,757 --> 00:11:23,552 "You mess with the bull, you get the horns." 311 00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:24,970 Well, there's a new saying: 312 00:11:24,970 --> 00:11:26,555 "We have a programmer and you don't." 313 00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:28,390 Yeah. 314 00:11:28,390 --> 00:11:29,432 Really? 315 00:11:29,432 --> 00:11:31,101 You poached our programmer? 316 00:11:31,101 --> 00:11:33,353 I left him alone for five minutes to use the bathroom. 317 00:11:33,353 --> 00:11:34,729 I don't know why you're so surprised. 318 00:11:34,729 --> 00:11:36,773 I'm told that business is a high-stakes game 319 00:11:36,773 --> 00:11:38,817 where if you're not ruthless, you're toothless. 320 00:11:38,817 --> 00:11:40,235 We just learned that. 321 00:11:40,235 --> 00:11:41,611 You could have hired anyone else. 322 00:11:41,611 --> 00:11:43,363 Coulda, woulda, shoulda. 323 00:11:43,363 --> 00:11:44,573 Oh, you want to play hardball? 324 00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:46,199 We can do that, too. 325 00:11:46,199 --> 00:11:49,160 You see, Sheldon gets a lot of perks at this university 326 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,288 that could go away real fast. 327 00:11:51,288 --> 00:11:53,373 But I like my perks. 328 00:11:53,373 --> 00:11:55,417 How would you like to have a roommate or two 329 00:11:55,417 --> 00:11:57,085 in that dorm room of yours? 330 00:11:57,085 --> 00:11:58,962 Let's give her what she wants. 331 00:11:58,962 --> 00:12:01,256 Stay strong. 332 00:12:01,256 --> 00:12:03,967 Look, all I'm saying is you need us as much as we need you. 333 00:12:03,967 --> 00:12:05,969 Now, for example, we have 334 00:12:05,969 --> 00:12:08,096 a mainframe computer and you don't. 335 00:12:08,096 --> 00:12:11,975 Ha! No mainframe, no database. Who's toothless now? 336 00:12:11,975 --> 00:12:14,269 We can get our own mainframe. 337 00:12:14,269 --> 00:12:16,938 We can? They're really expensive. 338 00:12:16,938 --> 00:12:19,441 I'm trying to be ruthless. Work with me here. 339 00:12:19,441 --> 00:12:21,026 We can. 340 00:12:28,575 --> 00:12:31,161 Hey. I brought you a snack and some magazines. 341 00:12:31,161 --> 00:12:34,289 Oh, thanks, but I should probably finish this. 342 00:12:34,289 --> 00:12:36,124 Although I do know how it ends. 343 00:12:36,124 --> 00:12:39,377 With bodily fluids. Everywhere. 344 00:12:39,377 --> 00:12:41,421 And then a sweet little boy or girl. 345 00:12:41,421 --> 00:12:44,633 Oh, um, it's a girl. 346 00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,343 Really? 347 00:12:46,343 --> 00:12:48,511 Yeah, Georgie didn't want to know so I haven't said. 348 00:12:48,511 --> 00:12:50,972 Well, that is wonderful! 349 00:12:50,972 --> 00:12:53,475 Oh, it'll be our little secret. 350 00:12:53,475 --> 00:12:56,645 I already know! Don't go feeling like you're special. 351 00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:59,522 Do you mind? We're having a moment here. 352 00:13:00,482 --> 00:13:01,524 Carry on. 353 00:13:01,524 --> 00:13:03,693 As you can see, 354 00:13:03,693 --> 00:13:05,445 the mother-daughter bond is strong. 355 00:13:05,445 --> 00:13:08,740 Well, compared to me and my mom, you two are magic. 356 00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:12,035 Well, we've had our ups and downs. 357 00:13:13,161 --> 00:13:16,164 She wasn't the easiest mom to grow up with. 358 00:13:16,164 --> 00:13:18,875 Sometimes I felt like I was kind of raising myself. 359 00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:22,462 But now we're practically best friends. 360 00:13:22,462 --> 00:13:25,465 Yeah, I don't think that's in the cards for me and my mom. 361 00:13:25,465 --> 00:13:29,344 I hear you whispering in there. Don't listen to her, Mandy. 362 00:13:29,344 --> 00:13:31,346 Dear Lord, I was just telling her 363 00:13:31,346 --> 00:13:33,556 how you and I are best friends! 364 00:13:33,556 --> 00:13:36,935 That's how you talk to your best friend? 365 00:13:37,936 --> 00:13:39,729 Everything working okay for you? 366 00:13:39,729 --> 00:13:43,191 I heard about you. You're that panty sniffer. 367 00:13:43,191 --> 00:13:45,777 No. No, no, no, there was no sniffing. 368 00:13:45,777 --> 00:13:47,237 Barbara, he doing it again. 369 00:13:49,197 --> 00:13:52,033 No. No. Uh, j... Oh, I give up. 370 00:13:52,033 --> 00:13:53,576 I'm totally into old movies. 371 00:13:53,576 --> 00:13:57,080 You know, Breakfast Club, Goonies, Pretty in Pink. 372 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,249 Hey. How's it going? 373 00:13:59,249 --> 00:14:00,750 Fine. Bye. 374 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:02,210 Not much going on at the Laundromat. 375 00:14:02,210 --> 00:14:03,420 Thought maybe I could lend you a hand. 376 00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:05,880 Nope, all good. Go check on Georgie. 377 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,382 All right. 378 00:14:07,382 --> 00:14:10,927 So, you doing anything later? 379 00:14:10,927 --> 00:14:13,763 Yeah, she's going home with her father. 380 00:14:13,763 --> 00:14:15,223 Dad. 381 00:14:15,223 --> 00:14:17,225 I-I'm sorry, sir, I didn't know. 382 00:14:17,225 --> 00:14:19,144 Yeah, did you know that she's in the seventh grade? 383 00:14:19,144 --> 00:14:20,103 Dad! 384 00:14:20,103 --> 00:14:21,312 I thought she was older. 385 00:14:21,312 --> 00:14:22,897 Well, now you know. Beat it. 386 00:14:22,897 --> 00:14:24,357 Right. 387 00:14:25,525 --> 00:14:27,986 Are you happy? 388 00:14:27,986 --> 00:14:29,946 He is way too old for you. 389 00:14:29,946 --> 00:14:31,531 Have you seen you and Mom? 390 00:14:31,531 --> 00:14:34,075 Hey, your mother and I were high school sweethearts. 391 00:14:34,075 --> 00:14:37,162 Yeah, she was in high school. You were, like, 25. 392 00:14:37,162 --> 00:14:39,789 People looked older back then. 393 00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:43,334 Hello? 394 00:14:43,334 --> 00:14:45,253 Yeah, I'm here to install some bunk beds. 395 00:14:45,253 --> 00:14:47,630 But I don't need bunk beds. I'm just one person. 396 00:14:47,630 --> 00:14:50,216 All I know is they're turning this room into a triple. 397 00:14:50,216 --> 00:14:51,634 Triple? 398 00:14:51,634 --> 00:14:54,345 This is getting serious. They're playing hardball. 399 00:14:54,345 --> 00:14:56,222 And hardball is just one more type of ball I'm bad at. 400 00:14:56,222 --> 00:14:57,265 Okay, just 401 00:14:57,265 --> 00:14:58,475 calm down. I'm sure 402 00:14:58,475 --> 00:14:59,851 I can find us a used mainframe. 403 00:14:59,851 --> 00:15:01,603 Where? How? From whom? 404 00:15:01,603 --> 00:15:04,064 I don't know, but Jupiter just entered Sagittarius, 405 00:15:04,064 --> 00:15:05,565 so I have a good feeling. 406 00:15:05,565 --> 00:15:08,026 You're not filling me with confidence, Gary. 407 00:15:08,026 --> 00:15:10,987 Ah, teenagers. Always so angsty. 408 00:15:10,987 --> 00:15:12,739 I love it. 409 00:15:28,463 --> 00:15:29,839 Hey, Mom, it's me. 410 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,468 No, nothing's wrong. I was just calling to talk. 411 00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:37,347 No, I am not calling 412 00:15:37,347 --> 00:15:39,182 to apologize. 413 00:15:39,182 --> 00:15:41,559 No, I don't need any money. 414 00:15:41,559 --> 00:15:43,311 No, I don't need anything from you. 415 00:15:43,311 --> 00:15:45,104 You know what? This was a mistake. 416 00:15:45,104 --> 00:15:46,898 Yeah, goodbye. 417 00:15:53,863 --> 00:15:55,532 Hi. Welcome to Video Village. 418 00:15:55,532 --> 00:15:58,118 I'm Missy, I'm in seventh grade, and that's my father. 419 00:15:58,118 --> 00:15:59,702 Uh, hi. 420 00:15:59,702 --> 00:16:01,538 I'm Carl, 421 00:16:01,538 --> 00:16:04,582 I'm 31, and my dad is dead. 422 00:16:04,582 --> 00:16:06,960 Yeah, I'm sorry about her. 423 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,087 And your dad. 424 00:16:09,087 --> 00:16:11,172 What are you doing? 425 00:16:11,172 --> 00:16:13,258 Saving you the trouble of embarrassing me. 426 00:16:13,258 --> 00:16:16,469 Look, it's not easy seeing you talk to guys. 427 00:16:16,469 --> 00:16:18,638 Especially older guys. 428 00:16:18,638 --> 00:16:20,306 You want to know what's not easy? 429 00:16:20,306 --> 00:16:21,891 Hearing from Billy Sparks about you and his mother 430 00:16:21,891 --> 00:16:23,309 hanging out in their chicken coop. 431 00:16:24,686 --> 00:16:26,312 What? 432 00:16:26,312 --> 00:16:28,690 He said he saw y'all leaving there the other day. 433 00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:31,651 We were talking chickens. 434 00:16:31,651 --> 00:16:33,945 And he said it wasn't the first time. 435 00:16:34,946 --> 00:16:36,698 They got a lot of chickens. 436 00:16:38,241 --> 00:16:40,118 And now there's bunk beds in my room? 437 00:16:40,118 --> 00:16:42,412 It's like summer camp. Two words I loathe. 438 00:16:42,412 --> 00:16:46,082 Sometimes roommates can become lifelong friends. 439 00:16:46,082 --> 00:16:48,293 I still exchange letters with my roommate 440 00:16:48,293 --> 00:16:49,836 from the mental hospital. 441 00:16:49,836 --> 00:16:52,088 They're written in a language he made up, 442 00:16:52,088 --> 00:16:54,799 but it's nice to know he cares. 443 00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:58,136 I have a delivery for Sheldon Cooper. 444 00:16:58,136 --> 00:16:59,220 That's me. What is it? 445 00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:01,139 A computer mainframe. 446 00:17:01,139 --> 00:17:02,473 He got one. 447 00:17:03,224 --> 00:17:05,643 I just need to tell the guys where to put it. 448 00:17:05,643 --> 00:17:09,230 Well, I suppose it could go in here. 449 00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:12,692 Or I think I have a solution to my roommate problem. 450 00:17:12,692 --> 00:17:14,819 I can't have roommates if my dorm has no room 451 00:17:14,819 --> 00:17:16,070 for those mates. 452 00:17:16,070 --> 00:17:18,072 Right this way. 453 00:17:31,127 --> 00:17:34,088 So, you know, me and Brenda are just friends. 454 00:17:34,088 --> 00:17:35,757 She's been going through a rough patch 455 00:17:35,757 --> 00:17:37,634 and just needed someone to talk to. 456 00:17:37,634 --> 00:17:40,094 Okay. 457 00:17:40,094 --> 00:17:41,512 Good. 458 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,974 Why'd you say it was about chickens? 459 00:17:47,268 --> 00:17:50,855 Because it's Brenda's personal business, 460 00:17:50,855 --> 00:17:53,858 and-and just trying to be a good neighbor. 461 00:17:55,485 --> 00:17:57,779 And she don't want Billy to worry, 462 00:17:57,779 --> 00:18:00,490 so we used the chicken coop. 463 00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:02,492 Which all makes sense, right? 464 00:18:02,492 --> 00:18:04,118 I guess. 465 00:18:04,118 --> 00:18:05,620 Good. 466 00:18:09,165 --> 00:18:11,793 I'm glad we can talk about these things. 467 00:18:11,793 --> 00:18:13,753 Me too. 468 00:18:13,753 --> 00:18:16,589 Someday we'll talk about Mom and Pastor Rob. 469 00:18:21,636 --> 00:18:24,639 Excuse me, are you Mrs. McAllister? 470 00:18:24,639 --> 00:18:26,474 I am. Can I help you? 471 00:18:26,474 --> 00:18:29,560 I'm Mary Cooper. Georgie's mom. 472 00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:33,272 Oh. Hello. 473 00:18:33,272 --> 00:18:36,693 I don't know what's going on between you and your daughter, 474 00:18:36,693 --> 00:18:39,278 but you need to get over it. 475 00:18:39,278 --> 00:18:42,740 She is scared, she is pregnant, and she needs her mother. 476 00:18:43,741 --> 00:18:45,952 I'm getting parenting advice from a woman 477 00:18:45,952 --> 00:18:48,830 whose 17-year-old son got my daughter pregnant? 478 00:18:48,830 --> 00:18:50,289 Yes, you are. 479 00:18:50,289 --> 00:18:51,791 Georgie made a mistake, 480 00:18:51,791 --> 00:18:53,918 but I did not cut him out of my life. 481 00:18:53,918 --> 00:18:55,461 You don't know... 482 00:18:55,461 --> 00:18:56,629 I don't care. 483 00:18:56,629 --> 00:18:59,215 You are her parent. Act like it. 484 00:18:59,215 --> 00:19:02,468 So, grow up, call your daughter and make it right. 485 00:19:02,468 --> 00:19:03,469 Now! 486 00:19:03,469 --> 00:19:04,887 Well, I need... 487 00:19:04,887 --> 00:19:05,972 I said now. 488 00:19:07,557 --> 00:19:09,809 I was gonna say 489 00:19:09,809 --> 00:19:12,103 I need the phone number. 490 00:19:13,688 --> 00:19:15,648 Okay. 491 00:19:15,648 --> 00:19:17,025 Do you have a pen? 492 00:19:23,406 --> 00:19:24,741 All right. 493 00:19:24,741 --> 00:19:26,117 Plug it in. 494 00:19:27,201 --> 00:19:28,244 Huh? 495 00:19:29,203 --> 00:19:30,580 Hello. 496 00:19:31,748 --> 00:19:33,583 Unbelievable. 497 00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:34,959 President Hagemeyer, have you come to meet my new roommate, 498 00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:36,586 VAX 6000? 499 00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:39,005 Sheldon, you can't have a mainframe in your dorm. 500 00:19:39,005 --> 00:19:40,381 Actually, there's no rule against it. 501 00:19:40,381 --> 00:19:42,633 I can't have a candle, a microwave, 502 00:19:42,633 --> 00:19:45,470 a hot plate, a coffee maker, a toaster or a waterbed. 503 00:19:45,470 --> 00:19:46,846 But there's nothing against a mainframe. 504 00:19:46,846 --> 00:19:49,140 Well, I'm the president of the university 505 00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:51,017 and I'm telling you you can't. 506 00:19:51,017 --> 00:19:54,228 You're just trying to sabotage our project 507 00:19:54,228 --> 00:19:57,023 because you know we're gonna beat you to market. 508 00:19:57,023 --> 00:19:58,775 Sheldon, plug it in. 509 00:20:13,372 --> 00:20:15,500 There really should be a rule against this.